ADVICE FROM BENJAMIN

"Your boy, BJR" (jerseyshoreben) 05/16/2014 at 00:58 • Filed to: Ben's tips

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I'm gonna do this when I'm drunk from now on, so expect it every ningt.

FAN MAIL: Benjamin,

My cousin's gf has the best tits i have ever seen. What do I do?

Sincerely:

Me Gusto Tetas

Me Gusto Tetas:

I advice you get drunk, fap to her fb, then call your cousin, confessing and crying

Sincerely, Benjamin

ddavidn > Your boy, BJR 05/16/2014 at 00:59

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Oooookay, let's get you to bed...

Your boy, BJR > ddavidn 05/16/2014 at 01:04

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I WORKED AT ED HARDY ONCE

it was the worst thing ever.

ddavidn > Your boy, BJR 05/16/2014 at 01:08

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Bahaha that's terrible.

Send me some of whatever you're drinking....

Your boy, BJR > ddavidn 05/16/2014 at 01:09

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Skyy, absolut, bicardi, lemoncello, patron, george killian's, seagrams's…….take your pic.

Soloburrito > Your boy, BJR 05/16/2014 at 01:12

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I have some bad news...

you're a bro, bro.

Your boy, BJR > Soloburrito 05/16/2014 at 01:17

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In all fairness, I'm only drinking that because that's what my mom and stepdad keep stocked, and i'm still 3 months shy of 21. If i had a choice, It'd be Shiner bock, colt 45, and junior johnson's midnight moon, and cat daddy all day long.

Soloburrito > Your boy, BJR 05/16/2014 at 01:24

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That's fair.

Careful with late night drinking alone. Smoke some good grass instead. Less of a downer.

Your boy, BJR > Soloburrito 05/16/2014 at 01:28

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I used to smoke like a henry (1/8th) a day, but that shit got pricey.

ddavidn > Your boy, BJR 05/16/2014 at 02:20

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*cringe*